Body Pro, Body Con...

I'm liking the Body Con dresses at the mo, but can't help wondering if I'd look to hippy in them -as in my hips looking really wide, not the old Alanis Morrisette look!

I suppose I'll just have to try one on and find out.

Smartie pants

This girl my mum looks after, Sophie, she looks very cute, has gorgeous blonde curly hair, which I imagine she'll hate when she's older (people were always commenting on my 'lovely curls' ugh) and she seems so innocent.

The other day I was on the computer and I hear her ask my mum if she could go on it, she told her no cos I was on it and 'working' -if you call browsing ASOS working!

Then she came up to me and quietly said "Jenna my Daddy says you have to get off the computer now so I can use it" (I assume she sees her Dad as the voice of reason) of course I said I needed it -cheeky cow. I would have let her go if it wasn't such a blatant lie (ok, well maybe I wouldn't).

Then today, I'm at the computer 'working' and there's a packet of smarties cookies on the desk. She goes "I like these" I'm like "hmmm.. do you" basically giving her the least amount of attention I can. Then she asked whos (somehow I typed 'shoes' there.. whether that's a type of dyslexia or I have shopping on my mind I don't know!) they were and I told her I didn't know, basically cos I know if I told her they were mine she'd want one. -I sound like a bitch but there was one left and I was saving it for when I was going to make a cup of tea later!

anyway, THEN she said "Oh they're mine, I left them here yesterday so I should take them" lying swine! somehow I talked her out of it but what a cheek!


I'm the wrong person to go to, I don't exactly love kids as it is! A nicer, kid-loving person would've let her have it, but not me! It's my sodding cookie! ...hmm, maybe I'm a bit of a child myself!

Spider in the bath...

I've soaked the bathroom, there was a spider in the shower, at first it was ok cos he was just sat there in the corner, but then he started moving.
Of course this was when I was all soapy and lathered up. He started walking above me but looked a bit wobbly, I was convinced he was going to fall on me. So I got out, I thought he'd carry on and make it to the other side, but no, he stayed still, yet still wobbly. I stood for a while but really needed to rinse off the bubbles. So I pulled the shower attachment down and tried rinsing there and then, with quick bursts(I was trying to limit the watery mess). Now of course the bathroom is a state! A wet state.

Update

It's been a while since I blogged, so...
1. Big Brother.. What was that about?! Who the Hell voted for Rachel?  obviously slow and steady (and boring) wins the race! I was annoyed when Rex went, but then when Sarah did too and it was just Mikey (sympathy vote) and Rachel. At least if Mikey won it would have made sense because he did some thing.. he ate the chili, he danced in the thriller task and he told Nicole what he thought of her. But Rachel.. she did fuck all!

2. The VMA's ...I don't see Russel Brand being welcomed into America again any time soon! I don't believe he got away with it all... funny though!

What was Rihanna wearing?! That boot/shorts/fishnet combo did nothing for her thighs!

I was slightly let down my Xtina too, if she'd actually sung it would've been more of a come back! She looked good though, after having a kid anyway.. I preferred her 50's get-up though.
Pink needs to put some clothes on, though I loved the blue mac!

And didn't Britney look pretty! Big improvement from last time!

We're all planning on going out this weekend, I have a new purple skirt that needs wearing. I've also got some New Look shoes! -They've started doing copies of the cute Aldo shoes (atlantic city) and at £25 a pair I couldn't not try it out, seeing as I was tempted to get the Aldo ones in every colour! I'm sure these will hurt my feet, will have to do some wearing in! We shall see!

Shoes? Where are you?!

I watched BBLB this morning and a TV critic being interviewed had amazing shoes.

They were really high black and (I think) cream patent sandals, I think there was a buckle on them too. I couldn't tell you what she was talking about, I was watching the shoes.

They looked like they could be Carvella or Aldo... but I've started searching through the sites and I just cant find them.

I hate it when this happens!