Sunday, 28 December 2008

You WHAT?!

I heard a girl say the strangest thing today, it just wasn't right

"No, I don't need any shoes"

...when do you need shoes?
You just buy them, you don't need an excuse!


Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Time of Death: 21.44

O M fucking G!

So last night was a sad sad time.

My straighteners of 5 years.... broke.

Yes, I am traumatised.

They plummeted to their death after falling off my desk.

They still heat up but are only held together by a thin wire. I don't have £100 to spend on new ones...not with the sales on their way!


Saturday, 13 December 2008


Please can I look this good when I'm 39...?
I still prefer her to Angelina 

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

I'd like to thank the academy....

"Thank you, thank you! For my first award, best dressed, I'd like to thank all the writers of the crappy magazines I read every week to inspire me to shop, without you I wouldn't know where to spend my money. For best RAF (recommend a friend -it's the commission shift) Firstly I like to say, Lucie -put that in your pipe and smoke it! Secondly, I just want to thank my mum for teaching me to speak, since that day I haven't stopped. Speaking and shopping has got me where I am today."