Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Smartie pants

This girl my mum looks after, Sophie, she looks very cute, has gorgeous blonde curly hair, which I imagine she'll hate when she's older (people were always commenting on my 'lovely curls' ugh) and she seems so innocent.

The other day I was on the computer and I hear her ask my mum if she could go on it, she told her no cos I was on it and 'working' -if you call browsing ASOS working!

Then she came up to me and quietly said "Jenna my Daddy says you have to get off the computer now so I can use it" (I assume she sees her Dad as the voice of reason) of course I said I needed it -cheeky cow. I would have let her go if it wasn't such a blatant lie (ok, well maybe I wouldn't).

Then today, I'm at the computer 'working' and there's a packet of smarties cookies on the desk. She goes "I like these" I'm like "hmmm.. do you" basically giving her the least amount of attention I can. Then she asked whos (somehow I typed 'shoes' there.. whether that's a type of dyslexia or I have shopping on my mind I don't know!) they were and I told her I didn't know, basically cos I know if I told her they were mine she'd want one. -I sound like a bitch but there was one left and I was saving it for when I was going to make a cup of tea later!

anyway, THEN she said "Oh they're mine, I left them here yesterday so I should take them" lying swine! somehow I talked her out of it but what a cheek!


I'm the wrong person to go to, I don't exactly love kids as it is! A nicer, kid-loving person would've let her have it, but not me! It's my sodding cookie! ...hmm, maybe I'm a bit of a child myself!

7 comments:

  1. LOL
    how old is she?!
    as if she said they were her cookies too!!! ha x

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  2. also,
    "They're only scary cos they're hairy" made me laugh so much! they must have known it could be some kind of innuendo!! i even sent the quote to my friend. just the quote!!

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  3. Little lying cow.

    Christ if she's like this now, whats she going to be like when she's older.

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  4. Oh my god, how sneaky and manipulative! children are horrible.
    P.s I love the way you've made up lack of internet by writing loads of blogs!! xx

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  5. She sounds ingenious! If she can think that quickly at 4, imagine what sort of shit she'll get out of when she's older!!!
    I don't condone lying at all but you've got to give her her dibs!

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